- > You own a fluffy pony, a mare called Melody
- > Start leaving her at fluffy daycare while you're at work
- > Melody loves playing with all her new friends
- > She always has lots of stories to tell you when you pick her up
- > One day, before you drop her off, take out a spray bottle and spritz Melody with the contents
- > She giggles, and runs away
- > She thinks you're playing a game
- > She doesn't know what you just did
- > The bottle was filled with fluffy pony runt scent
- > You can buy it online quite easily
- > It's meant to be used as deterrent
- > Fluffy ponies can't consciously recognise the scent, but they'll react negatively to it anyway
- > Spray it on your land, and fluffy ponies will naturally avoid it
- > Drop Melody off at daycare
- > Caretaker puts her into a pen with the other mares
- > Melody trots up to light brown mare, and offers to hug her
- > “Mewody bad fwuffy, Amba no wan' huggies,” she replies
- > Melody tries to hug her anyway
- > Amber swats her hoof into Melody's muzzle
- > Melody looks confused, then bursts into tears
- > Some of the other fluffy ponies see her crying, and trot over to comfort her
- > At least, until they get close enough to sell her
- > Then they just start shouting abuse at her
- > Melody spends the whole day snivelling in the corner
- > Her former friends won't let her play with any of the toys
- > They steal her food at lunch time
- > When you pick Melody up, she tells you what happened
- > “Is Mewody bad fwuffy?” she asks you
- > Say the other fluffy ponies must know better than you
- > She must be a bad fluffy
- > This just causes her to cry more
- > You never thought you'd be able to outsource abuse to other fluffy ponies
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