- >Be a mean old drunk
- >Sitting on your front porch
- >Eat your dinner, a can of Franks'n'Beans
- >Drink your dessert, a bottle of whiskey
- >A fluffy pony wanders up
- >It looks at the empty can and than at you
- >"Fwuffy hungwy, no foodies fow days. Gif nummies pwease?"
- >You finish your dessert and lean over to the pony
- >Take a deep breath and burp in its face
- >"Eww, bweath smew wike poopies!"
- >You burst into laughter
- "Stay right there, I'll get you some chow"
- >You go into the kitchen, grab a plate and set it on the floor
- >Squatting over it, you take big, steaming dump on the plate
- >Next you open a jar of sauce and pour it over the turd
- >You grab the plate and take it outside to the fluffy
- >"Fwuffy wuv new fwiend!"
- "Yeah, ok, bone-apple-teet"
- >The pony gulps down a good portion out it
- >It slowly stops eating
- >"Fwuffy mouth taste bad, nummies no good"
- >You laugh again and wipe the sauce away
- >"Fwuffy eat poopies?!"
- >The pony starts to cry a little
- >You keep laughing
- "Now whose breath smells like shit!"
- >You punt the fluff ball off the porch and onto the street
- >As it tries to stand up, it's flattened by minivan
- >You hear the kids inside crying as they head down the street
- >You haven't laughed that much since you ex-wife died
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Mean old drunk with no name
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