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Mass Effect 3 [SHORT]

By: BallsOfFluff on Mar 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.62 KB  |  hits: 547  |  expires: Never
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  1. >pissed off by the end of Mass Effect 3
  2. >go to Bioware main offices and demand to speak to the writing staff
  3. >you are ushered into the writers room
  4. >you don’t believe your eyes
  5. >room is full of fluffy ponies, playing, eating spaghetti, and generally being adorable
  6. >”These are the writers?” you ask
  7. >”Oh no. These are just the guys who write our endings.”
  8. >choruses of “star chiwd” and “sinfessin” sound around the room
  9. >realize that you have had your jimmies rustled by fluffy ponies
  10. >spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
  11. >fluffy ponies eat spaghetti
  12. >one of them looks up at you
  13. >”shepawd dwons”
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