- >You've met an extremely hot goth chick recently
- >Not only is she hot, though, but she's also intelligent, and has a good taste in music.
- >She doesn't seem to mind fluffy ponies either, which is good, because you love fluffy ponies.
- >One night you invite her over for dinner and maybe some fun watching anime with your fluffy ponies.
- >Tonight you're all watching M.D. Geist at the recommendation of a friend who said it was one of the greatest animes of all time.
- >After dinner, your girlfriend says she needs to change into something more comfortable and goes into your room.
- >One of your fluffies follows her in there.
- >You start watching M.D. Geist with your other fluffies.
- >Suddenly, you hear your fluffy screaming in the bedroom.
- >You tell the other fluffies to stay and watch the anime, while you go see what happening.
- >Opening the door.
- >You see Queen Chrysalis shoving the fluffy down her mouth.
- >Once she's done swallowing at it, she smiles at you seductively.
- >"Hi honey."
- >Your girlfriend is Queen Chrysalis.
- >Fluffies can go drown in their own shit for all you care.
- >This is awesome.
- >Suddenly, you notice an erect penis growing at Chrysalis' crotch.
- >"Being a changeling is fun," she says seductively.
- >"Now be a good boy, and bend over."
- >She rocks your world.
- >After that, the two of you go back to the living room.
- >Fluffy ponies died from watching bad anime.
- >"It would be a shame if their bodies went to waste... Why don't I make us something with them?"
- >You gladly accept her offer. She's awesome in the kitchen.
- >You're in absolute love with her.
- >A month later, you propose.
- >She accepts.
- >The two of you marry and live happily ever after, feasting on fluffy ponies.
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