Title:           Lord of the Sorry-Stick
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Saturday 14th of April 2012 01:04:30 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 14th of April 2012 01:04:30 AM CDT

>"Three swats for the fluffy Pegasus as she glides through the sky,
>Seven for the earth fluffy that always shits in the hall,
>Nine for fluffy unicorn as he hugs your thigh,
>One Sorry Stick for the Man whom hates them all.
>In the House of Anon where the regrets lie.
>One Sorry Stick to punish them all, One Sorry Stick to abuse them,
>One Sorry Stick to scare them all and in that fear rule them.
>In the House of Anon where the regrets lie"