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Kryptonite [SHORT]

By: BallsOfFluff on Mar 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 466  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You're in the study getting on with some work you've brought home with you
  2. >Suddenly, fluffy pony bounces in through the door
  3. >She has a red chequered tea-towel tied round her neck like a cape
  4. >“I supah fwuffy!”
  5. >“I defeet Anon's ebil plan no give fwuffy s'getti!”
  6. >Decide to play along
  7. >Over the top melodramatic voice
  8. >“You may be able to defeat me, Super Fluffy, but can you defeat...”
  9. >By chance, you have a greenish glass paperweight on your desk
  10. >Brandish it in front of you
  11. >“KRYPTONITE!”
  12. >Fluffy pony squeals “No! My wun weekniss!” and flops over on to her side
  13. >Put the paperweight in a drawer
  14. >“Now that I have defeated Super Fluffy, I will celebrate with delicious spaghetti, safe in the knowledge she could not possibly be playing dead and waiting to strike when I least expect it.”
  15. >Start walking to the kitchen
  16. >Fluffy pony doesn't follow
  17. >Go back the study, she's still lying where you left her
  18. >She doesn't move when you nudge her
  19. >Fluffy pony has died of fake kryptonite poisoning
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