- > You own a fluffy pony
- > Every day when you get back from work, you spend an hour or so playing with her
- > Sometimes you help her stack her blocks, or sometimes you roll a ball back and forth
- > After about an hour, fluffy pony gets tired and you have to put her to bed
- > One day, you're playing with fluffy pony
- > Ask her if she wants to go to bed yet
- > She tells you she's not tired, she wants to play for a long time
- > She keeps nosing her ball back and forth
- > Soon she starts yawing
- > Pick her up and carry her to her safe room
- > Fluffy pony complains sleepily that she isn't tired
- > She keeps going on about her bunny
- > Odd, she usually she asks for her bear to sleep with
- > Tuck her up in bed, and give her the stuffed rabbit to cuddle instead
- > Go and cook dinner
- > After sleeping, check the safe room to see how fluffy pony is
- > She's lying on the floor next to her bed, with foam around her mouth
- > When you pick her up, she's cold
- > And you were doing so well at keeping her alive
- > After you've got rid of the body, try and watch TV to take your mind off things
- > The remote doesn't work
- > On further inspection, the batteries have been removed
- > The batteries are also missing from the Xbox controller
- > The box of spares in the cupboard is empty
- > The pink bunny on the front stares up at you, grinning
- > Fluffy pony must have swallowed all the batteries so she could play longer
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