- "Oh yeah, look here, Fluffy Ponies, whole herd of'em."
- >Your client shakes her head
- >"How did they get in there?"
- "Who knows, these runts pop up in all sorts of places."
- >A concerned look appears on her face
- >"Can you get rid of them?"
- "Mam, I've never seen anything like this before."
- "Fluffs are in your walls, old houses like this can have gaps between them."
- "I could seal off the house and gas them but..."
- >You pull a pregnant, shit covered dam out of the hole
- "That would leave you with a lot of these decaying in there."
- >You place the fluffy's head under the faucet and turn it on
- >Its struggling causes it to go into labor, newborn foals shoot out
- >They're swept into the drain as their mother drowns
- "Heh, five down"
- >"What about like that? Just take them out one at a time."
- "Well, I'd have to rip half of your walls out to get to them all."
- >She makes a phone call while you fish more fluffies out
- >"Ok, do it, we were planning on remodeling anyway."
- >You tear open a section of wall exposing several fluffies
- "Hey fellas, who wants to come with me and leave this nice lady alone?"
- >The fluffies puff their cheeks at you, some poop in your direction
- "Well, I asked, guess we do this the hard way"
- >You pull a small aluminum bat out of your toolbox
- "Might want to stand back, miss, bound to be some splatter"
- >With a grin and a glint in your eye, you start crushing fluffies
- >They try to escape but the gaps become cluttered with debris
- >Helpless, they can only watch as each one is beaten to death
- >For them it's the worst, and final, day of their lives
- >For you, it's Tuesday
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