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Jimmy

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.48 KB  |  hits: 324  |  expires: Never
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  1. >have a fluffy pony named Jimmy
  2. >pretty good for a fluffy
  3. >one day Jimmy falls down stairs
  4. >you hear a loud snap
  5. >you pick him up
  6. >hes not saying anything, just twitching
  7. >take Jimmy to his bed
  8. >call the vet
  9. >he probably severed a vertebrate
  10. >will die of organ failure in few days
  11. >vet would only charge you to put him down
  12. >go to Jimmy's room
  13. >hear him in his bed
  14. >rustle, rustle
  15. >rustle, rustle
  16. >begin to strangle Jimmy
  17. >he begins to tear up
  18. >shh no tears, only dreams now