Title:           Immortality I
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Saturday 24th of March 2012 05:28:44 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 24th of March 2012 05:28:44 PM CDT

>You pick up a fluffy pony, but don’t know it’s an immortal one
>You try everything in the book to kill it
>nothing works drowning, fire, starvation
>One day you notice it got a nail stuck in its hoof
>"Ouchy ouchy" she cries while running up to you
>You look it up and find out that immortal fluffy ponies feel pain from something after a good 5 minutes and figure out they still die of old age
>You decide to strap fluffy pony in the basement and force her to stare at a grotesque picture of mutilated fluffy ponies with statues of horror movie monsters around her
>You also grab some railroad ties and stab them through her abdomen
>After crying for five minutes from her horrible surroundings she then starts wailing in pain which is your queue to get on with your day
>You sound proof your basement door and let her suffer like Prometheus for the rest of her natural life
>"looks like immortality is a bitch after all!" You say as you laugh to yourself