Title:           I Have No Clue What to Call This
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Monday 21st of May 2012 03:25:08 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 21st of May 2012 03:25:08 PM CDT

>be a fluffy pony
>realize how much it sucks for you to exist
>realize how much everyone hates you
>suddenly get extremely depressed
>walk up to your hooman and pull on their pant leg
>"Yes?"
>"Nobody luv fwuffy anymo'. Wan die. Pwease hewp?"
>Fluffy's owner seems shocked.
>"But, I love you!"
>Fluffy isn't convinced
>"NO YOO DON'! EVERYWUN HATE FWUFFY! WAN DIE!"
>You get mad and tear up
>"Well fine! If that's what you want, that's what you'll get!"
>The fluffy pony bounces and cheers a bit
>You aren't quite sure it really knows what it asked for
>Shrug and take it to your garage
>Set up your table saw
>"Now, you're sure this is what you want?"
>Fluffy pony nods.
>"Yes. Fwuffy wan' die."
>"Alright!"
>You pick up the fluffy pony and put him on the table
>Slowly push it towards the saw blades back first
>Fluffy pony starts screaming and crying when it starts to cut flesh
>"OOOWWWWW! NO OUCHIES! FWUFFY DON' WANNA DIE NO MOW!"
>"Too late!"
>You finish the job
>Throw the corpse in the trash
>Go to tell the fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ about what just happened