- >be a fluffy pony
- >realize how much it sucks for you to exist
- >realize how much everyone hates you
- >suddenly get extremely depressed
- >walk up to your hooman and pull on their pant leg
- >"Yes?"
- >"Nobody luv fwuffy anymo'. Wan die. Pwease hewp?"
- >Fluffy's owner seems shocked.
- >"But, I love you!"
- >Fluffy isn't convinced
- >"NO YOO DON'! EVERYWUN HATE FWUFFY! WAN DIE!"
- >You get mad and tear up
- >"Well fine! If that's what you want, that's what you'll get!"
- >The fluffy pony bounces and cheers a bit
- >You aren't quite sure it really knows what it asked for
- >Shrug and take it to your garage
- >Set up your table saw
- >"Now, you're sure this is what you want?"
- >Fluffy pony nods.
- >"Yes. Fwuffy wan' die."
- >"Alright!"
- >You pick up the fluffy pony and put him on the table
- >Slowly push it towards the saw blades back first
- >Fluffy pony starts screaming and crying when it starts to cut flesh
- >"OOOWWWWW! NO OUCHIES! FWUFFY DON' WANNA DIE NO MOW!"
- >"Too late!"
- >You finish the job
- >Throw the corpse in the trash
- >Go to tell the fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ about what just happened
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