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Hugbox

By: BallsOfFluff on Jan 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.97 KB  |  hits: 376  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Daddeh, wat dat?" said your fluffy pony, Oats
  2. >"That? Why that's a hugbox." you tell him
  3. >Oats eyes get wide
  4. >"Box gif huggies!?"
  5. >You fix your glasses and puff on your pipe
  6. >"That's right, sport, you wanna try it out?"
  7. >Oats jumps around giggling and runs to the hugbox
  8. >You open it up and place him inside
  9. >"Wen git huggies?" Oats asks
  10. >You flip a switch and the hugbox turns on
  11. >Oats laughter quickly turns to cries of terror then silence
  12. >You open the hugbox and pull out his crushed remains
  13. >As you bag him up, your wife walks up with a salesman
  14. >"Larry, what the hell did you do?!" she says
  15. >The salesman looks at you and the bag
  16. >"Fluffy pony?" he asks
  17. >You nod
  18. >"Did a fine job too, real fine. Think we'll take this model."
  19. >The two of you shake hands and a new trash compactor is loaded into the car
  20. >Your wife is dumbfounded that you weren't arrested
  21. >You light your pipe and laugh at her expense
  22. >Women will never understand the importance of product testing