- >"Daddeh, wat dat?" said your fluffy pony, Oats
- >"That? Why that's a hugbox." you tell him
- >Oats eyes get wide
- >"Box gif huggies!?"
- >You fix your glasses and puff on your pipe
- >"That's right, sport, you wanna try it out?"
- >Oats jumps around giggling and runs to the hugbox
- >You open it up and place him inside
- >"Wen git huggies?" Oats asks
- >You flip a switch and the hugbox turns on
- >Oats laughter quickly turns to cries of terror then silence
- >You open the hugbox and pull out his crushed remains
- >As you bag him up, your wife walks up with a salesman
- >"Larry, what the hell did you do?!" she says
- >The salesman looks at you and the bag
- >"Fluffy pony?" he asks
- >You nod
- >"Did a fine job too, real fine. Think we'll take this model."
- >The two of you shake hands and a new trash compactor is loaded into the car
- >Your wife is dumbfounded that you weren't arrested
- >You light your pipe and laugh at her expense
- >Women will never understand the importance of product testing
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