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By: BallsOfFluff on May 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.89 KB  |  hits: 949  |  expires: Never
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  1. Be earth fluffy named Honey.
  2.  
  3. You have trouble walking your stomach has gotten so big, and you don't
  4. know why. You half roll half waddle around your safe room all morning
  5. until your owner comes home.
  6.  
  7. "Daddy why no wawk?"
  8.  
  9. "Crap you noticed. Your having babies Honey, they will be here soon."
  10.  
  11. "Bahbes? I haf bahbes ! YEAA WUV DEM!"
  12.  
  13. You are so happy to hear your having babies you try to run in a circle
  14. like you do when you are happy but you can hardly walk let alone run.
  15. This makes you a sad fluffy pony. Then you remember why and you are
  16. happy again.
  17.  
  18. "Daddy I be good mama fwuffy! Haf big witter an take goo cawe of dem!
  19. When bahbes Daddy? "
  20.  
  21. He looks sad as he answers you.
  22.  
  23. "Soon Honey just take it easy and eat all your sketties like a good
  24. pony and everything will be ok."
  25.  
  26. You want to be a good mama fluffy so you eat everything in your bowl
  27. that night, and spend a few hours on daddies lap getting petted
  28. because moving around is rally tough. He has to help you use the
  29. litter box. Say why are you having babies again?
  30.  
  31. "Daddy who papa fwuffy?"
  32.  
  33. "It's bed time Honey fluffy mama's need to rest."
  34.  
  35. You want to be a good mama so when daddy puts you in bed you stay
  36. there even if you keep rolling onto your back and hugging your own
  37. tummy.
  38.  
  39. "Bahbes in bewwy u sweep now mama fwuffy say so! heheh."
  40.  
  41. The babies where not verry good because you started feeling strange.
  42. After a while you figured it out and started calling for your daddy.
  43.  
  44. "DADDY BEHBES COMING! OO OO WHAT FWUFFY DO?!?! "
  45.  
  46. Daddy came in in a few minutes and took you out of bed and put you on
  47. a peepee mat like he used to leave around before you where litter box
  48. trained. It hurt a whole bunch but daddy brought you a tiny tiny foal,
  49. and you cleaned it before giving it a hug while feeding it. Three more
  50. times this happened and buy morning its all over.
  51.  
  52. "Wook Daddy I haff behbe fo each hoofie! Dis wot of foals I wok hawd
  53. an be good mama. . ."
  54.  
  55. He tells you to sleep and the next thing you know its morning. You
  56. wake up very sore but happy to be a mama fluffy pony now. Then you
  57. notice you don't have any babies.
  58.  
  59. "DADDY BABIES NO HEWE! WHEWE DA GO HE BEHBEIS BE GOD COME MAMA !!!"
  60.  
  61. Daddy come in muttering about fucking rodents whatever they are. He
  62. picks you up and hugs you before speaking.
  63.  
  64. "It's ok Honey where sleeping they left to find new daddies of their
  65. own. They said to tell you they love you and they you were a great
  66. mommy."
  67.  
  68. You look Daddy in the eye like hes stupid or something. You speak very
  69. slowly so he understands.
  70.  
  71. "Daddy bahbe foaws need gwow up. 'hay to tiny to weave NEED FIND DEM NOW! "
  72.  
  73. Daddy looks upset.
  74.  
  75. "Fucking internet i know I should have waited a week. Honey they are
  76. gone to new homes and will be fine."
  77.  
  78. You get very angry with daddy and start to wiggle around in his arms
  79. until you manage to jump to the floor and run out of the safe room. OK
  80. walk kind of fast your very sore from having a babies still.
  81.  
  82. "MAMA FWUFFY SAY COME OUT BAHBES NO MAKE PWUNISH!"
  83.  
  84. You trot around the house as daddy tries to catch you. You make it
  85. into the kitchen when you smell your babies in the trash can.
  86.  
  87. "OU FOW FOAWS COME OUT TRASHIE NOW DAT NO SMELL PWETTY IN DAIR!! "
  88.  
  89. Daddy catches you and picks you up by your fluff like he does when hes mad.
  90.  
  91. "Honey they are gone UNDERSTAND?!"
  92.  
  93. Your eyes well up and you start to cry, because you miss your babies
  94. and are a bad mother for loosing them.
  95.  
  96. "WAN MI FOAWS! HAFF BEHBE FO EACH HOOFIE! HONY BE GOOD MAMA AN FIND
  97. DEM! DADDY NO HEWP I FIND DEM DEN! U BE BAD GWANDPA AND NO GET
  98. HUGGIES!"
  99.  
  100. He frowns.
  101.  
  102. "Son of a . . . damn stray colt ruined my best damn fluffy. Sure Honey
  103. I'm sorry I'm going to stick you in the shower till i check the whole
  104. trash ok?"
  105.  
  106. The shower has a sliding thing you can see through but you only hit
  107. your head if you try to walk though without daddy opening it. He stick
  108. you inside and you just scrach your hooves against the glass and beg.
  109.  
  110. "Pwease no wock up wike bad fwuffy wan find dem pwease!"
  111.  
  112. A little while later Daddy comes back with a big square thing with to
  113. long things coming off.
  114.  
  115. "Hold still."
  116.  
  117. He touches the sides of your head and you feel funny.
  118.  
  119. "You've never had foals and dont want any."
  120.  
  121. The next thing you know your in your safe room laying in your bed. You
  122. like your bed it is very soft. You see this weird mat thing in the
  123. floor. You go over to check it out and it smells like baby foals.
  124. Thats weird you dont have any and never really wanted any. You decide
  125. to looked around the room to see if any are hiding but it hurts to
  126. move to fast.
  127.  
  128. "Daddy Fwuffy ouchie!"
  129.  
  130. He comes over to the safe room door with the trash can and grabs the mat.
  131.  
  132. "everything ok Honey?"
  133.  
  134. "I ouchie Daddy why no wawk?"
  135.  
  136. "Umm you fell and hit your tummy last night silly fluffy pony!"
  137.  
  138. "OH Fwuffy foget wike siwwy fwuffy. Gif huggie make better pwease?"
  139.  
  140. "Sure thing let me just take out the trash."
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