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Holiday traditions

By: BallsOfFluff on Apr 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.29 KB  |  hits: 481  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Christmas time.
  2. >Your children are crying.
  3. >There are no presents under the tree.
  4. >Your fluffy pony senses the bad mood, but is confused about it.
  5. >"Daddy." your pony nudges your ankle. You look down.
  6. >"Why no pwesents? Whewe Santa?" it asks.
  7. >You think about it.
  8. >"Santa didn't bring presents because you were a BAD FLUFFY PONY!" you point your vengeful finger at your pone.
  9. >The pony backs into the corner.
  10. >It feels the eyes in the room focused on it.
  11. >All the hatred, disappointment and dismay.
  12. >"YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS! SANTA CANCELED CHRISTMAS BECAUSE YOU WERE A BAD FLUFFY!!"
  13. >You are yelling at this point. The kids have wiped their tears and have focused their hatred toward the fluffball.
  14. >Even the misses has joined in.
  15. >"WHA? NUUUUU! GOOD FWUFFY!!" it pleads.
  16. >You pick the bastard up and open the front door.
  17. >"YOU DISGUST ME! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!" you yell.
  18. >You throw the abomination into the street.
  19. >A few bones have cracked, but not the bones to let the pony run away from its former home.
  20. >With tears in its eyes, the pony runs off. It chants "AM GOOD FWUFFY!" until its out of sight.
  21. >You slam the door. You walk to the hallway closet.
  22. >You find the Christmas presents and dispense them to the family.
  23. >Good times and memories were had.
  24. >Your family tradition lives on!
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