Title: Happy Stick [NSFW] Author: BallsOfFluff Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/kDPS9rEZ First Edit: Friday 6th of April 2012 03:55:32 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 6th of April 2012 03:55:32 PM CDT A rather...unconventional story. This is the only part I know of. Got it from Bronyboy's Pastebin.   Author: Brotodile Parts: 1   >Adopt a Charcoal Black fluffy unicorn with Green Eyes >Name her "Ash" >She loves you unconditionally, and constantly wants to appease you >Playing with her one day >You get a phone call >Go to answer the call >During the call, hear a crashing sound >Go back into room, laptop is on the ground >Open it, screen is cracked >"Oopsies... ash sowwy" she says >Tell her that you are very dissapointed in her >Tell her that you make her sad >"No! Fwuffy wove Daddy! Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy fix waptop!" >She presses on the crack with her tiny hooves, trying to mend it >It just makes the crack bigger >Tell her that made you even more sad >"No no! Fwuffy so sowwy! Pwease! Fwuffy wove you mowe den anything! Wiw do anything!" >Tell her that there is only one way to make you love her again >"Wad is it! Tell Fwuffy!" >Tell her that the only way you will love her again, is if she sexually pelases you >"Wad is sexwually pwease?" >Tell her that she has to make your sorry stick happy >"No sowwy stick! No sowwy stick!" >Tell her that it is a different kind of sowwy stick >"Wiw it huwt?" >Tell her that it won't >She agrees to help you >Open your fly, and whip out your dick >"Whad is dat daddy?" >Tell her that it is your "Happy Stick" >"Dis new sowwy stick?" >You assure her that it is >She walks up and sniffs it >"Smeww funny, dun' wanna pway wif stick. Pway new game?" >You tell her once again that if she doesn't play with it, you won't love her anymore >"No! Fwuffy pway wif stick!" >She proceeds to lick it with her tiny toungue, tickling your shaft >"Dis taste funny" she says >You tell her that this isn't working, you're losing your love for her >"No! What fwuffy do? Pwease!" >You tell her to turn around >"why fwuffy tuwn-" >You grip her around her midsection with a single fist, and force her to lay flat >You proceed to stick the head of your penis in Ash's tiny vagina >Blood pours out of the Virgin fluffy's genitals >"Owwww! Why stick huwt fwuffy! Too big! Stop huwting me daddy, pwease!" >You ignore her pleas >Ram the entire length of the shaft inside >Thrust in and out rapidly >Get close to climax >Remove your dick from the fluffy pussy >Turn her around again >She's bawling her eyes out, and her voice is coarse from screaming >Good thing you live alone >You ram your penis down her throat and Cum it >She gags, and nears death by asphyxiation >You punch her hard in the back, forcing her to puke all of the semen up >"Clean it up bitch!" >"why m-mean wowds t-to fwuffy?" she says >Rub her nose in the cum >"Lick it up or I'll kill you!" >She licks up all of the cum reluctantly, gagging >She finally gets it all down >"D... does daddy wuv fw-fwuffy ag-gain...?" >"Yes, you were a very good girl >She offers one final "Sowwy" before returning to the corner >Licks her sore vagina for the rest of the night, trying to nurse it