- >Get new fluffy pony from shelter
- >Lady there said he acts kind of strange, but you're sick of the same 5 phrases from your fluffies
- >Get him home
- What's your name, fluffy?
- >"Ma name ish Owacul. Mowtal be fwend fo' fwuffy?"
- Yes, I'm your new daddy.
- >"Ecksewwent. The owa is vewy cwose now. The staws aw finawwy wight again."
- >fuckedifiknow.jpg
- >Take fluffy home, cook some spaghetti
- >He is quieter than most fluffies, but tears into the spaghetti with gusto
- >"Fank you, mowtal. Dese nummies wiww be a fitting twibute."
- >what
- >"Fwuffy wuv sketties! Huggies fo' mowtal!"
- >okay, whatever
- >Show fluffy to the safe room, it's getting late
- "Goodnight, Fluffy."
- >"G'nite, mowtal."
- >Go to bed
- >
- >
- >
- >Wake up in the night
- >Look at clock
- >3am
- >What's that smell
- >Hear faint chanting
- >"..muguwnaf..cuhfoowoo..wuhlyeh.."
- >ohshitohshitohshit
- >Run into kitchen
- >Safe room door is open, orange glow coming from inside
- >ohshit
- >Run to doorway
- >Fluffy has created a bonfire out of blankets
- >Dancing around fire with kitchen knife
- >"wuhgahnugul fuh tahgin!"
- >You're too late
- >Fluffy pony disembowels himself with kitchen knife
- >Half-digested spaghetti flows out of his stomach into the fire
- >"Pwaise be the owd ones!" gasps Oracle with his dying breaths
- >Hear distant rumbling
- >Look out the window
- >The stars are going dark
- >"Gweat Cuhfoowoo sweeps no mow."
- >the Oracle slumps over dead
- >All the earth flames with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom
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