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By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.46 KB  |  hits: 460  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be 12 year old boy.
  2. >Wake up on Monday morning.
  3. >Head downstairs for breakfast.
  4. >Make cereal. Pick up an unlabeled carton of milk.
  5. >As you sit down and begin to consume your meal, you see the family fluffy pony strut in.
  6. >He has a satisfied look on his face.
  7. >Dad walks in.
  8. >"Good news, gang! We're getting into the fluffy pony breeding business! We already got some viles in the fridge!'
  9. >You slowly chew on your cereal.
  10. >Who knew fluffy jizz was so tasty?
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