- >Deranged vagrant passes out in a field near the wild.
- >A feral fluffy pony treks the land, stopping in a field at the sight of the vagrant.
- >"Nummys foah fwuffy?" the pony asks the unconscious man.
- >When he doesn't answer, the pony searches the man.
- >Fluffy pony comes across a strange substance.
- >It's bath salts! But the fluffy doesn't know that~!
- >Fluffy begins to consume the mystery substance with great fervor.
- >Half way through the feast, the pony stops.
- >His little tummy doesn't feel good!
- >Uh oh!
- >Foam begins to form at his little mouth.
- >Fluffy falls backwards. He writhes and contorts and pain.
- >Fluffy pony can't see anything! All he can see are flashing white lights.
- >Fluffy stops his little seizure.
- >Fluffy is hungry. But not for sketties, grassies or any other nummies.
- >Fluffy craves FLESH.
- >HUMAN FLESH!!
- >Fluffy pony begins to eat the fave of the passed out vagrant.
- >The worst part?
- >The vagrant man is Chinese.
- >Fluffy pony will be hungry again in an hour.
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