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Fluffy's Heroes

By: BallsOfFluff on Aug 14th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.96 KB  |  hits: 478  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are a fluffy pony scrounging for food in the alleys of Canterlot.
  2. >You have to hide from the meanie ponies who keep trying to run you off.
  3. >Today you feel really lucky, you found a rotten apple in the trash.
  4. >You will eat well now.
  5. >You look around for other fluffies who might take your food.
  6. >When it is clear you start to happily eat and make your tummy hurties go away.
  7. >Suddenly you hear a clambering from the streets.
  8. >”Is it them? The ones who beat Discord?”
  9. >”They saved Equestria from eternal night!”
  10. >”I heard they beat a dragon by themselves.”
  11. >”The heroes of Equstria! The princess is having a parade for them!”
  12. >The chatter keeps going on.
  13. >Heroes? You have never even heard of heroes before.
  14. >You sneak up to the edge of the alley and look out.
  15. >You see a precession of unicorn guards marching down the street.
  16. >You cower in a shadow, the guards give big owchies.
  17. >The crowd grows restless and you hear music.
  18. >It is happy music and you start to hmm with it.
  19. >You start getting excited and want to watch what I shappening.
  20. >The crowd grows restless and start to crowd the sides of the streets.
  21. >They start to block your view.
  22. >You run up trying to see what is going on only to be pushed back by the crowd.
  23. >You see lights and streamers shoot into the air, “Its them! They are amazing!”
  24. >The crowd roars and stomps their hooves as the mighty heroes start coming by.
  25. >One stallion is staring jaw agape, “They are beautiful…”
  26. >It’s no fair! You want to see a beautiful hero!
  27. >You start jumping around looking for a break to go see the heroes.
  28. >Every time you see one a leg comes down and blocks it.
  29. >”It’s her… the princess’s personal protégé…”
  30. >”I hear that earth pony is as fast as Pegasus ponies.”
  31. >There is a roar from above, you look up and only see dark contrails.
  32. >”I hear she hangs out with the wonder bolts.”
  33. >”Yea, one of the only ponies to ever do a sonic rainboom!”
  34. >You push into the crowd.
  35. >One pony looks down and sees you, “Go away!”
  36. >He kicks you back, you roll into a wall.
  37. >”Wow, she’s beautiful… I hear she designs clothes for the social elite but she also sells to the common pony.”
  38. >The steady rhythm of the music and marching shake the ground.
  39. >The run head long into the throng of ponies only to bounce back.
  40. >”Hey! Doesn’t she supply most of the apples for the city?”
  41. >”Isn’t that the supermodel from a while back? She’s one of the heroes!”
  42. >You stomp, tears of frustration start to form in your eyes.
  43. >”Fwuffy wan see! Pwease wet fwuffy see!”
  44. >You run up again but cannot get the ponies to notice you or move.
  45. >Eventually the music dies down and the confetti stops.
  46. >The ponies disperse and all you see is an empty street.
  47. >You run to the edge and look around seeing nothing.
  48. >A couple of ponies walk by, “Wow! Glad I saw that!”
  49. >”Yea, that was a once in a life time event!”
  50. >You waddle back to the alley with your head down.
  51. >You sit next to your rotten apple and take a few nibbles.
  52. >You start to sniffle, “Baaahhhhhh!”
  53. >You’re sad you didn’t get to see the heroes and start to cry.
  54. >After a few moments you are startled, “Why are you crying little fella?”
  55. >You turn and see a pink earth pony standing there looking at you inquisitively.
  56. >You panic and run around jumping between a trashcan and a wall, “Nuu hewt fwuffy!”
  57. >A pegasus pony flies in landing next to the pink one, she has the most wonderful multicolor mane.
  58. >”Hey Pinkie, watcha doing in here?”
  59. >”I just found this little thing crying.”
  60. >The Pegasus bends over looking at you, “Why are you crying? Someone being mean to you?”
  61. >”Maybe this is why, look what he’s eating.”
  62. >They look down at the rotten apple.
  63. >The Pegasus speaks up, “Oh this won’t do! Hey Applejack, bring some of your apples over here! Somepony is hungry!”
  64. >A yellow Pegasus comes running in, “Someone is hungry? Where? Is it a stray animal?”
  65. >The pink one speaks again, “Kinda, it looks like one of those fluffy ponies.”
  66. >”If I knew that today we would cap off our festivities by taking precious time to hang out in an alley I don’t think I would have dressed myself up so.”
  67. >You are still shaking in fear but you can’t help but to stare at the beautiful unicorn that has just walked in.
  68. >You feel a stirring in your pee pee place but you will it away, you don’t want to be a bad fluffy.
  69. >She looks down at you and gasps, “Oh no No NO! We cannot allow you to attend dinner in such a state!”
  70. >You start getting levitated, “Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy! Am gud fwuffy!”
  71. >You are brought closer to the white unicorn, “You must be bathed and groomed plus you should have the right attire.”
  72. >”Oh for Celestia’s sake Rarity! We’re feeding him an apple, not carrying him to a fancy smancy restaurant!”
  73. >An orange earth pony just walked into the alley.
  74. >”Oh my mistake Applejack. You see, I thought we were past the stone age but alas… Civilization must wait.”
  75. >The orange pony holds her hoof up, it looks like she is trying to get the middle part of it to stand up.
  76. >A purple unicorn comes around the corner, “Hey girls, what’s up? Why are you all hanging out in an alley?”
  77. >”You do know there are other places to see in Canterlot right?”
  78. >The pink one speaks up again, “Oh hi Twilight! We’re feeding a stray fluffy an apple!”
  79. >The white unicorn huffs, “Oh if you must! He really should get a bath though.”
  80. >You are placed on the ground and the orange earth pony sets the biggest most gorgeous apple in front of you.
  81. >It is red and shiny and looks oh so sweet.
  82. >You can’t believe it.
  83. >You look up, “Am fwuffy’s?”
  84. >They all nod smiling at you.
  85. >You grab it and try to bite, but it is too hard for your fluffy teethe to bite through.
  86. >You start to sniffle again, “Too hawd fo fwuffy…”
  87. >The yellow Pegasus steps up and stomps on the apple mushing it up, “There, now try it.”
  88. >You can’t believe how nice these ponies are.
  89. >You try the mushed apple, it is the best thing you can remember eating.
  90. >You dive in loudly smacking your lips as you eat this divine treat.
  91. >The purple unicorn says, “Wow, he was really hungry.”
  92. >The rainbow haired Pegasus says, “Well, we can’t just leave him here… Hey! Let’s bring him with us!”
  93. >”Only if we can get him bathed as quickly as possible. I’ll make him an ensemble while we are getting him groomed.”
  94. >You have a full tummy but are still scared, “Nuu hewt fwuffy?”
  95. >You are levitated again and brought in front of the purple unicorn, she starts looking you over.
  96. >”No we won’t hurt you. We’ll make sure you get taken care of. You are fascinating, I’ve never seen your kind before.”
  97. >She puts you on her back and all of you leave the alley and start walking down the street.
  98. >Ponies are pointing and whispering when they see you, you don’t know why.
  99. >You hug the neck of this wonderful Unicorn.
  100. >You may not have got to see the heroes, but these ponies are hero enough for you.
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