Fluffy pony thread

>You are a mighty Fluffy Pony Thread

>You are also perfectly normal

>You had a hugbox story, but butthurt-anon changed the ending to have all the fluffies dying

>You had a tortureporn story, but sadistic-anon added two sequels and three gruesome alternate endings

>Now you have a raging canon debate between fat autistic neckbeards.

>It lives with you in moot's basement.

>Sleeps in its greentext behind your stash of dubs.

>Your raging canon debate is retarded but still makes better entertainment than some snufftales.

>You are auto-saged.

>In passive-aggressive retaliation, you anonymously accuse the mods of faggotry and demand you be moved to /b/.

>Angrier still, you demand established writers to stop posting in you because only snuggleporn/abusefics/outright pedophilia is allowed.

>Somehow, you don't feel any better.

>Decide to be a big thread and take your frustrations out on Anonymous.

>After all, if you can't defeat a helpless creature with the intellect of a toddler, then what kind of thread are you?

>You try to devise a way to drive Anonymous away using implications of shiggy diggies.

>Your post count grows to its full 500 posts of raging manly glory as you contemplate Anon's unceasing butthurt.

>But making stuff is hard.

>You quit, just like a disgusted drawfag.

>You decide to just accuse Anonymous of flooding and block all of his posts.

>Pretend you're the most popular thread on the forum.

>In reality, the most popular thread on the forum is either shooping blunts and bloodshot eyes onto ponies or trying to dissociate their imaginary friends.

>"Pway, daddy?" Asks a fluffy pony.

>Raging erection!!!

>You wind up and get ready to post some literally shitty edits of ponies covered with poopies and peepees.

>You miss.

>You slip on a random "What the fuck am I reading?" comment.

>You fall.

>OP cracked open.

>Game over.

>Fluffy pony is adopted by a loving /c/ thread and given hugs every day.