- >Have a job at the city dump.
- >Fluffy ponies don't have it that bad at the dump.
- >Better off than strays on the city streets.
- >Trucks deliver tons of edible garbage every day.
- >Lots of cardboard and scrap metal to shelter under.
- >Old human clothes & blankets to sleep in.
- >Fluffy pony abusers avoid the dump.
- >Very different fluffy pony culture develops here.
- >Herds form.
- >Territory is staked out.
- >Unlike other environments, turf wars break out.
- >Fluffy ponies are dumb, but they can learn.
- >Being abandoned and abused fluffies, these dump ponies have learned the worst aspects of humanity.
- One day...
- >Sitting on bulldozer.
- >See trouble brewing.
- >Watch nature take its course.
- >Dominant herd is grazing its territory.
- >Excited about huge load of rotten spaghetti that's been dumped.
- >Rival group moves into territory.
- >Rivals don't have the nerve to steal spaghetti.
- >Old human clothes are today's target.
- >Rivals dash in on stubby legs.
- >ohshit.jpg
- >Rival fluffy pony group raids dominant group's dump territory.
- >Dominant group distracted by rotten spaghetti.
- >Slipping & stumbling on slopes of trash.
- >Grab old sweatshirts, towels, plastic sheeting.
- >Dominant group notices invaders.
- >Being higher up on the garbage slope, they can run/tumble down faster.
- >Rivals run with stolen trash.
- >"Dat our beddies!" squeak enraged fluffies, giving chase.
- >Many escape with prizes.
- >Not all.
- >Fluffy battle is comical.
- >Fluffy ponies are weak & dumb as hell.
- >Offensive capabilities = zero.
- >Fluffy ponies are also timid and highly sensitive to pain.
- >Defensive capabilities = zero.
- >Seriously...guinea pigs could kick these things asses.
- >Battle consists mainly of shoving and feeble biting.
- >Equal number on both sides die of stupid accidents.
- >Still; isolated rivals are heavily outnumbered.
- >About 8 are captured.
- >Now we see what fluffies have learned about cruelty.
- >Dominant group has captured eight invaders from rival group.
- >Captives are crying, begging "Pwease no huwt fwuffy!"
- >Already have their ears torn, hooves bitten, tufts of fluff ripped out.
- >Smarty Friend of dominant group speaks;
- >"Fiwly fwuffies ober hewe!"
- >5 mares are seperated from the 3 stallions.
- >Mares are whinnying and crying, desperate to stay with their friends.
- >Stallions are bawling out loud and pooping in fear.
- >Stallions know there is no reason to keep them alive.
- >Dominant group leader sniffs filly butts.
- >3 are okay.
- >2 fail the test.
- >"No fiwwy wif baby coming!" decrees smarty friend.
- >Dominant group sets upon the two pregnant mares.
- >Screaming, they are stomped to death.
- >Long, painful process since fluffies are terrible at stomping.
- >The three non-pregnant mares are now property of the dominant herd.
- >Attention turns to the three captured stallions.
- >"Pwease let join!" "Pwease don' huwt fwuffy!" they beg.
- >Dominant group is enraged.
- >Puffing out cheeks, stomping.
- >"Bad fwuffies steawl!" "Bad fwuffies take beddies!"
- >Captives plead their case; "You fwuffies get sketties! No fair! You fwuffies get best beddies!"
- >It's pointless of course.
- >Execution time draws near.
- >Fluffy ponies have found lots of dangerous, painful things in the dump.
- >Dominant group has a supply of old fluorescent lighting tubes.
- >First crying captive is roughly held down.
- >Tail yanked up out of the way.
- >Dominant fluffy group brings glass tube.
- >One whimpering fluffy is pushed forward.
- >Obviously low-ranking, he must smash one end of tube.
- >Badly cuts his hoof in the process...he'll die soon.
- >Rival captive can not even beg anymore.
- >Just cries and babbles in a panic.
- >Broken light tube is rammed up his ass.
- >Fucking brutal.
- >Blood and broken glass everywhere.
- >Next two captives in line are screaming and begging for mercy.
- >Death takes about three minutes.
- >Remaining two captives are executed in the same way.
- >Dead bodies of 5 invaders are rolled to the bottom of trash mountain.
- >Further up the hill, three mares absorbed into dominant group are already being raped.
- >With luck they will produce offspring for the dominant group.
- >Even as high-rankinging stallions mount them, dominant mares bite their ears and rub feces in their faces.
- >Reminder of their slave-rank in dominant group.
- >Shit like this happens every day.
- >Yesterday, it was the dominant group that raided a rival group's territory.
- >Lost 2 breeding mares and 5 stallions were executed.
- >Every group had its own signature death sentence.
- >That one forces captives to swallow old frayed electrical wires.
- >Pushes captive fluffy pony off a garbage cliff.
- >If guts are not torn out immediately, fluffy pony hangs there until dead.
- >Gotta hand it to these dump fluffies.
- >They've got a hell of a lot more imagination than most.
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