- >you own a fluffy pony
- >one day, you forget to close the knife drawer
- >fluffy pony crashes into drawer
- >oh fuck
- >knives rain down upon fluffy pony
- >there's no way he could have survived that
- >you shed a solitary tear
- >you start to pick up the knives
- >fluffy pony pops out of the pile, unharmed
- >"Knifies fun!"
- >apparently yours is one of those invincible fluffy ponies you've heard about
- >the next day, you get out of bed and walk to the kitchen
- >fluffy pony is banging his head into the cabinet below your knife drawer
- >"Fwuffy wan' knifies!"
- >you're not going to risk him dying
- >you shoo him out of the kitchen
- >fluffy pony starts trying to hurt himself in other ways
- >you lock him in his safety room
- >fluffy pony starts hitting himself with his hooves and biting himself, giggling the whole time
- >you decide to get a female fluffy pony to distract him from this
- >you go to the fluffy pony dealership, pick up a female fluffy pony, and bring it home
- >your fluffy pony is trying to stab itself with a toothpick it found on the ground
- >he stops doing that and runs over to you
- >he sees the fluffy pony you brought home and is overjoyed
- >"New fwend! Fwuffy wan' pway!"
- >you let the two fluffy ponies get acquainted while you go watch some tv
- >during a commercial break, you go into the kitchen to get some snacks
- >on the way, you see your fluffy ponies
- >the female one is beating the male one up
- >both of them are happy and giggling
- >"Fwuffy wuv dis game!"
- >jesus fucking christ
- >fluffy pony s&m, all day, err day
- >this drives you to suicide
- >fluffy ponies are found and taken in by crazy motherfucker who jacks off to them hurting each other
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Fluffy Trouble
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