Title:           Fluffy Pony is a Fucking Sissy
Author:          BallsOfFluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/61NkD4h0
First Edit:      Monday 21st of May 2012 03:26:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 21st of May 2012 03:26:28 PM CDT

>You are sitting back in your lawn chair drinking some sweet tea and looking out over your lawn.
>It is play time and your fluffy pony is running around the yard laughing.
>It is a female earth fluffy with blue fluff and a purple mane.
>She has discovered a small patch of dandelions ready to seed.
>They are puffed out with white floaters ready to release.
>She runs up to one and sniffs the puffy bloom.
>The seeds release and float around her.
>She giggles ecstatically as she runs and chases after them.
>She bumps into another puff ball and its seeds float up.
>She sits in wonder as the air makes the white fluff swirl around her.
>Fluffy giggles and smiles at the pretty sight.
>The seeds then start to come closer to her face and she starts to back away hitting more dandelions.
>More seeds float up.
>Your fluffy is starting to get scared and tries to run away from the flowers.
>The wind shifts and the seeds start to follow her.
>”Waaahhh!” She starts crying.
>”Hewp! Fwuffy in twouble! Hewp!” she runs through more dandelions causing more white fluff to rise.
>You look up to see her crying and being chased by white puffs of seeds.
>”DADDA! HEWP!” she is yelling in a panic.
>You run out and pick up your fluffy and get her out of the flurry of seeds.
>She hugs you and starts to cry on your shoulder.
>”Fwuffy scawed! Fwuffy no wan pway anymo.” It says between sobs.
>”It’s OK now champ, your safe now. You can keep playing.”
>”No, fwuffy no pway anymo!” it says lowering its head sniffling.
>You walk to the porch and grab a small blue nerf ball.
>”Are you sure you don’t want to play anymore?”
>You toss the ball in front of her.
>She watches as the ball bounces and rolls by.
>Her eyes light up and she smiles, “Baww!”
>She starts to bounce after it.
>”Fwuffy pway with baww!” Already forgetting how scared she was.
>You sit back again just enjoying the day.