- >Hiking in wilderness
- >The time comes to answer nature's call.
- >And by that I mean you need to plant a steaming bouquet of turd roses
- >And by that I mean you need to take a shit.
- >You dig through your pack.
- >Fuck.
- >Remembered the trowel, but forgot to bring the toilet paper
- >Stupid, stupid stupid!
- >Gotta shit anyway, this ain't negotiable.
- >Grabsome soft looking leaves as makeshift TP
- >Squatting over a hole, getting ready to drop the kids off at the open pit mine.
- >Suddenly out of the bushes comes a fluffy pony.
- >Fuck's sake, can a guy get a little privacy here
- >looks like it must have broken off from it's herd
- >it looks up at you
- >"New fwiend make poopies?"
- >No shit.
- >Despite this grevious breech of privacy, you drop anchor
- >Still gotta wipe up.
- >You reach over.
- >Those leaves aren't looking too inviting.
- >That fluffy pony is sure looking cottony soft, though...
- >You call it over and pick it up.
- >You give your bunghole a good solid wipe, smearing a line of shit down the fluffy pony's back from it's nose to partway down it's back
- >"No smeww pwetty! Why fwiend make fwuffy smewwy?"
- >Your ass is clean
- >The smell is horrifying, though.
- >Can't have the thing following you around smelling like this
- >Boot it into a tree.
- >Best wipe of your life.
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