- > Watching the big game with some friends and fluffy pony
- > Fluffy pony doesn't understand the rules
- > She thinks the winner is the team that can hug the football the most
- > She still cheers when your team scores, mainly because everyone else in the room cheers, and she wants to join in
- > Your friend Dave offers to cook pizza for half time
- > Fluffy pony asks to help
- > Shoo her away, tell her she knows she's not allowed in the kitchen
- > Eat pizza; it tastes really good
- > Tell Dave you love his pizza, that you think it's the best thing ever
- > Don't see the crestfallen look in fluffy pony's eyes
- > A couple of days later, get home from work
- > Apartment filled with smoke, horrible burning smell in the air
- > Call for fluffy pony
- > No answer
- > What the hell did she do this time?
- > Open windows, let smoke clear
- > Open oven
- > Find remains of fluffy pony inside
- > Lying on her back, covered in what appears to be marinara sauce and a block of cheese
- > She just wanted to be pizza so you'd love her more
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