Title:           Fluffy Pony Drowning Compilation
Author:          BallsOfFluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/VLY9hYQ8
First Edit:      Saturday 7th of April 2012 09:59:24 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of April 2012 09:59:24 AM CDT

A compilation of short stories revolving around fluffy ponies drowning. I'll be constantly adding more as I find them.
 
>thinks about water
>fluffy pony drowns.
 
>fluffy pony cries
>it drowns
 
>Do an experiment with a fluffy pony.
>Show it a board with H20 in it.
>Fluffy pony drowns.
 
>take fluffy pony to a party
>other guests are like "aww man its gonna die"
>they watch him intently
>fluffy pony does not die and has a lovely time
>Later that night, after the party, fluffy pony drowns
 
>Be a big Beatles fan
>Adopt 4 fluffy ponies
>Name them John, Paul, George and Ringo
>Bring them home, decide to play them the music of their namesakes
>Put on your vinyl Abbey Road
>Fluffies start dancing
>"Wike music!" "Fwuffy dance!"
>All 4 are dancing adorably
>One shits on your Abbey Road record sleeve
>Good thing you had it laminated
>Enjoy watching your fluffies dance
>"Octopus's Garden" comes on
>Fluffy ponies drown
 
>Take biology class
>Realize that every living creature on earth must have some water inside it
>Fluffy ponies shouldn't even be alive because they drown at any such contact
>At next major biological convention, have a panel where you prove that they should not be alive
>Present perfect evidence
>The media is there; it's going to be all over the news by tomorrow!
>Every fluffy pony in the world dies the next day
 
>Think about water.
>Somewhere, a fluffy pony drowns.
 
>Go outside. Raise you fist in the air and yell "WATER!!!!"
>Every fluffy pony earshot of you drowns.
 
>Experiment time.
>You adopt a fluffy pony.
>Put it in a room.
>Look at it, saying nothing,
>Think about water.
>Fluffy pony drowns.
 
>4th grade
>Show and tell
>Bring in fluffy pony
>Everyone is in awe
>Keep her in backpack for rest of day
>Science time
>Learn about gas, solids and liquids
>Fluffy pony contemplates concept of a liquid
>Fluffy pony drowns
 
>Go to fluffy pony pound and get a new yellow fluffy pony
>Bring fluffy pony back home
>"col'. Fwuffy col'!"
>You agree that the house is cold and decide to light a fire
>After that you play with the fluffy pony and show it it's new toys
>"Toys! Weeee! i wuv Pway!"
>The fluffy pony runs around the room happy and starts to play with it's new blocks
>This goes on for a few hours
>You get up to put another log on the fire
>"Is t'at anotha new toy? Yaaay!"
>The fluffy pony jumps into the fireplace after the log
>"Owwies! Too hawt! Owwie!" it yells when it catches fire
>It runs around the room in panic catching other stuff on fire
>You quickly run to the kitchen and throw water onto your fluffy pony
>Fluffy pony drowns
 
>Fluffy pony is Waterbender
>Drowns
 
>Have 4 absolutely adorable little fluffies
>Return home one day from an exciting visit to your favorite church
>You approach the front door and turn the knob
>Looks like you forgot to lock it again!
>Oh well, you are sure nobody in your peaceful neighborhood would be evil enough to break into your home
>Step inside your home and notice an off smell
>Peek into your living room to notice the awful mess of crayons, blocks, toys, dead fluffy, balls, coloring boo-
>Wait what?! Dead fluffy?!
>You rush into the room, and as you do, you notice blood is smeared all over the walls
>You then look at the fluffy who appears to have been torn open and lying next a smeared up mess of what was once a pool of blood
>The blood wasn't completely dried up, but somebody took the time to smear it all over the wall, making crude drawings with the fluffy blood
>You are suddenly greeted by 3 of your excited fluffies, babbling happily to you
>They explain to you about how they painted the walls with fluffy juice
>You are horrified
>Somehow your sweet little fluffies have gone crazy, torn open your other fluffy, and painted on the walls with his blood
>Demonic possession is the only logical explanation
>Frantically call local priest and explain your issue to him
>Priest comes right over'
>Tie fluffies to the leg of the chair so they don't start flying around your kitchen screaming in the devil's tongue
>Priest holds out bible and chants to the fluffies
>Priest closes bible after finishing chant
>"Leave these innocent creatures be!" he shouts as he splashes the fluffies with holy water
>Fluffy ponies drown
 
>Playing vidya games with fluffy.
>Playing SH: Downpour.
>Fluffy is scared, and hugging up to you.
>It isn't abuse, because, hey, he's too stupid to remember it.
>Suddenly, in-game, it starts raining.
>Fluffy pony drowns.
>You think to yourself "Fuck. That's the third time today."
>PETA is gonna have your head for this.
 
>1978
>You and your friends are so goddamn stoned.
>You're fluffies are sitting around, hugging each other and coughing from the smoke.
>As you sit around talking about cars that run on water, a Deep Purple album is playing.
>Suddenly, Smoke On The Water plays.
>Reaches chorus.
>"Smoooooke on the waaaa-teeeer."
>Ponies drown.
 
>Your fluffy pony has died
>you are not able to deal with it
>made some deals and some favors
>millions of dollars invested in this
>your fluffy pony is rebuilt with the latest cybernetic enhancements
>Fluffy pony is nearly indestructible now
>Scientist starts her up again
>your fluffy pony lives again
>Fluffy pony takes two steps foward
>thank the scientist and his crew
"Just be careful. The fluff-Borg generates a lot of heat. We even had to install-"
>ohshit.jpg
"-a water cooling system to prevent over heating."
>You quickly look back to you fluffy pony.
>Fluffy Pony drowned.
>and rusts
>millions... Wasted
>all that time and effort
>Fucking fluffy ponies
 
>your fluffy manages to survive for 2 years
>to reward it for its intelligence (mostly luck), you decide to buy it a digital watch
>he asks how it works
>"well, it has a liquid crystal display..."
>OH FUCK
>fluffy pony drowned
 
>after rainbow fluff's passing away you decide it's time to get a new fluffy
>go to adoption agency and see an orange coloured earth fluffy with a fair blonde mane
>adopt her and call her applefluff (inventive I know)
>she keeps babbling on about wanting to have a farm
>"fluffy wana farm!"
>decide to buy apple seeds and a growing kit for her
>she takes to it very well, first sewing the field in expert timing
>apple fluffy marks appear
>you think you have finally found a fluffy with a calling in life
>next it's time for her to water the field
>applefluff drowns
 
>Pack of wild, white fluffy ponies
>Every fluffy is completely white and pristine
>They take extra care to keep everything out of their coats
>Apart from their understanding of the finer points of grooming, they are completely retarded like other fluffies
>All fluffies born into the tribe are white as well
>Except for one day
>Charcoal black fluffy pony is born
>He is a complete contrast, black as the night sky
>He is ridiculed and neglected his entire life except for his mother
>His siblings treat him like trash
>Other fluffies shit on him while he's sleeping
>Live a completely miserable life
>One day, a white mare is found crying
>Smarty friend investigates
>"Da bwack niggaw pony gave mean huggies to me!"
>They approach the black fluffy
>He pleads that he is innocent
>"Wynch da niggaw!" the crowd chants
>They fiddle with some string that they found, trying to form it into a noose
>Rain storm comes in
>They all drown