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Fluffy Pie

By: BallsOfFluff on Apr 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.99 KB  |  hits: 733  |  expires: Never
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  1. >after grieving applefluffs death (god bless her soul) you know the best way to get over her is to get a new fluffy
  2. >at agency the receptionist gives you that stare
  3. >"another one dead?"
  4. >"yeah"
  5. >"it's a common thing, just go through and pick another"
  6. >immediately a bouncing fluffy at the front of the cage catches your eye
  7. >light pink coat and a darker pink, curly mane
  8. >"dada pway! parties! pway!"
  9. >you know this is the one
  10. >fill out the needed forms and adopt her
  11. >once arriving home you decide to call her fluffy pie
  12. >fast forward a week and fluffy pie is surprisingly still alive, and still as energetic as ever
  13. >fast forward another week however, and fluffy pie is starting to get bored
  14. >"fwuffy wan bake cake!" fluffy pie exclaims
  15. >you think about the potential risks
  16. >they seem okay, no water involved
  17. >"Okay, but only if I supervise"
  18. >"yaay! wuvv ouu dada!"
  19. >you go to the store and buy the neccesary ingredients
  20. >flour, vanilla, salt, sugar and eggs
  21. >you get back home to an anxiously waiting fluffy pie with all the ingredients
  22. >she's already waiting in the kitchen with all the utensils
  23. >she even took out a cupcake mould tray, suggesting she wants to make cupcakes instead of an actual cake
  24. >you set up everything for her
  25. >"okay fluffy pie, get to it!"
  26. >she frantically bursts into dance
  27. >"ALL OUU HAWVE TO DO IS TWAKE A CUP OV FLOUR ADD IT TO DA MIWX"
  28. >she proceeds to add flour to an empty bowl
  29. >"NOW JUST TWAKE A WITTLE SOMETHING SWEET NOT SWOUR"
  30. >in goes the sugar
  31. >"A BIT OF SAWLT JUS A PIWNCH"
  32. >and the salt
  33. >"BAWKING DESE TWEATS IS SWUCH A SINCH ADD A TWEASPOON OF WABILLA"
  34. >the vanilla is added
  35. >"ADD A WITTLE MORE AND COUNT TO FWOUR"
  36. >she starts loading the mixture into the cupcake tray
  37. >"AND OU-
  38. >"what about the eggs fluffy?"you ask
  39. >fluffy pie giggles
  40. >"i forgots dem, awl add dem now!"
  41. >she manages to crack the egg, almost half the size of her, and add it to the bowl
  42. >fluffy grabs the second egg and cracks it
  43. >some of the egg white gets on fluffy
  44. >fluffy pie drowns
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