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Fluffy Otakus

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.14 KB  |  hits: 373  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You're crazy Steve the otaku
  2. >Recently, the otaku club at your college has become overwhelmed by land whales who always bring their fluffy ponies with them to the meetings.
  3. >They claim that the votes from fluffy ponies count, and this winds up with the club watching yaoi romance crap.
  4. >Well after two weeks of solid work, you're prepared to deal with those fluffs.
  5. >Carrying a large bag with you, you go to the club's meeting.
  6. >"Hey Steve, how are things?" a friend asks as you enter the club room.
  7. "Perfect."
  8. >All the landwhales and their fluffies are there.
  9. >You open your bag.
  10. "SIEG ZEON!"
  11.  >You do the Zeon salute.
  12.  >Out of your bag comes out four regular Zaku II and one Char Custom Zaku II.
  13.  >All from the Fluff-Xtermination series.
  14.  >Of course the Char Custom is three times faster than the other Zaku(s).
  15.  "For the glory of Zeon! Crush the vermin!"
  16.  >For the next three minutes, a one-sided battle was waged as the proud Zeon Soldiers obliterated the fluffy ponies with their pellet guns, heat axes, and their Zeon pride.
  17.  >All the landwhales leave the club after their fluffy ponies were killed.
  18.  >Otaku Club only watches good anime now.
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