- >Hiking in the woods.
- >You hear some squeaky voices coming from a small clearing.
- >There's a small mass of multicolored fluff surrounding a box with another fluffy on it.
- >"An' smawty fwuffy give huggies for evwywun! An' skettis fow aww!"
- >"Nu, fwuffy, I smawty! I pwomise no mo munstas, no owwies fowevah!"
- >"Nu! Yu both wong. I best smawty fwuff, give skettis to good fwuffs and owwies to bad fwuffs!"
- >Oh my god.
- >It's a small herd of smarties trying to become a...what, President Smarty?
- >Clearly the apocalypse is nigh.
- >None of them seem to be agreeing on who to go with though.
- >"Yu both dummy fwuffs! I smawty ow yuu sweep fowevah!"
- >"Nuu, I good fwuff! Yu bad! I give big owies!"
- >What the fuck?
- >A white unicorn fluffy in the crowd pulled out a water gun. How'd he even get that?
- >He starts squirting all the other fluffies, and they start panic-shitting.
- >Many fluffy ponies drown.
- >Soon enough there's only the one white unicorn fluffy still alive.
- >"I best smawty!"
- >You leave before he finds out he doesn't have a herd to lead anymore.
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Fluffy Election
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