- > Adopt a fluffy pony
- > One day, comment that she's getting fat
- > Gradually ramp up the comments over the course of a week
- > Get a concave carnival mirror for her saferoom
- > Ask her why she isn't as thin as she was when you adopted her
- > Say you wouldn't have got her if you'd have known she'd turn into an ugly fat pony
- > Fluffy pony starts acting depressed, no longer asks 'Hugs?' or 'Pway?' as much
- > You notice she isn't eating as much as she used to
- > Make extra large portions of spaghetti for her
- > Leave plates of cakes and cookies out as well
- > Sometimes she forgets her diet, and eats all of them; when she does, remind her she's trying to get thin
- > When she remembers, ask her why she's being so ungrateful for her food
- > Leave copies of Fluffy Pony Owner magazine lying around, comment on how pretty the nice, thin ponies on the cover look
- > Fluffy pony soon becomes despondent, crying herself to sleep each night
- > She tries running round her safe room in circles all day to try and lose weight
- > Each day, she gets thinner and weaker
- > Keep commenting that she looks fat
- > One day, there's a documentary about bulimia on TV
- > Leave fluffy pony in the room whilst its on
- > Fluffy pony tires to make herself vomit by forcing a finger down her throat
- > Fluffy ponies don't have fingers
- > Equines can't vomit
- > Eventually she's too weak to walk
- > She lies on the floor of her safe room, asking if she's thin enough
- > Say no, she's clearly so fat she can't stand up
- > Leave her usual dinner
- > Fluffy pony starves to death in a room full of food
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