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Fluffwitz

By: BallsOfFluff on May 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.38 KB  |  hits: 763  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Allies pushing the Nazis back into Germany in World War 2
  2. >Army group comes across an abandoned camp
  3. >Camp is surrounded by barbed wire fences and guard towers, but only up to three feet
  4. >The recon elements enter the camp and find it's unguarded
  5. >A huge muddy hole in the earth has been hastily dug in the middle of the camp
  6. >Heaps of fluffy pony corpses surround it, as though the Nazis were interrupted in the middle of burying them
  7. >From the block houses, emaciated, balding fluffy ponies with hollow eyes can be seen lingering
  8. >One mouths the word fwend, but has not the energy to speak
  9. >American command befuddled as to why the Nazis wasted so much effort with the camps
  10. >Order surviving fluffies bulldozed into the open mass grave and buried so the camp can be repurposed
  11. >Tanks are brought in with plows to sweet the blockhouses
  12. >Fluffy ponies are too weak to do anything but hobble, many just stare dead-eyed as the plows come toward them
  13. >Sweeped into the pit atop their dead brethren
  14. >Raspy mewling and begging comes up from the pit
  15. >Soldiers begin to bury them
  16. >Days later, as army command sets up their tents on the former camp site, a soldier finds something fluffy poking through the earth
  17. >He pulls it up to find an emaciated fluffy pony in a little striped uniform
  18. >It almost dug its way to freedom
  19. >The soldier takes the pony's little striped cap
  20. >to keep his tobbacco in