- >Allies pushing the Nazis back into Germany in World War 2
- >Army group comes across an abandoned camp
- >Camp is surrounded by barbed wire fences and guard towers, but only up to three feet
- >The recon elements enter the camp and find it's unguarded
- >A huge muddy hole in the earth has been hastily dug in the middle of the camp
- >Heaps of fluffy pony corpses surround it, as though the Nazis were interrupted in the middle of burying them
- >From the block houses, emaciated, balding fluffy ponies with hollow eyes can be seen lingering
- >One mouths the word fwend, but has not the energy to speak
- >American command befuddled as to why the Nazis wasted so much effort with the camps
- >Order surviving fluffies bulldozed into the open mass grave and buried so the camp can be repurposed
- >Tanks are brought in with plows to sweet the blockhouses
- >Fluffy ponies are too weak to do anything but hobble, many just stare dead-eyed as the plows come toward them
- >Sweeped into the pit atop their dead brethren
- >Raspy mewling and begging comes up from the pit
- >Soldiers begin to bury them
- >Days later, as army command sets up their tents on the former camp site, a soldier finds something fluffy poking through the earth
- >He pulls it up to find an emaciated fluffy pony in a little striped uniform
- >It almost dug its way to freedom
- >The soldier takes the pony's little striped cap
- >to keep his tobbacco in
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