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Fire Pony

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.62 KB  |  hits: 415  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Paramedic with LA City Fire Dept .
  2. >Patient goes into Ventricular Fibrillation
  3. >The crew before you fucked up the Defibrillators
  4. >No way to shock patient
  5. >Fluffy pony comes running into the room
  6. >”Fwuffy wan be Fiya pony, too!!!”
  7. >Fluffy pony runs around like an idiot making siren noises
  8. >”WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
  9. >Grabs fluffy pony
  10. >Rubs it on floor
  11. >Fluffy pony giggles stupidly thinking it’s a game
  12. >Touches patient’s chest
  13. >Static electricity shocks patient’s heart back into normal sinus rhythm
  14. >Fluffy pony’s coat combusts from massive electric surge
  15. >”Fire Pony” indeed
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