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[Family Guy Reference]

By: BallsOfFluff on May 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.82 KB  |  hits: 502  |  expires: Never
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  1. >walk down a sidewalk near a park
  2. >see a fluffy pony
  3. >get slightly annoyed; you know what's going to happen next
  4. >it sees you
  5. >it waddles over to you
  6. >"Hey man! Over here!"
  7. >You stop in your tracks
  8. >Was that fluffy pony speaking perfect English?
  9. >"Exuse me?"
  10. >"Hey man, sorry to bother you, but do you have any food or anything that I could have? Normally I wouldn't ask, but my previous owner left me out here a few days ago..."
  11. >You're still taken aback
  12. >You've found the Brian Griffin of fluffy ponies
  13. >"Wait a second, how can you talk properly?"
  14. >It seems confused by your question for a second
  15. >"Oh! Do you think I'm a fluffy pony?"
  16. >"You're not?"
  17. >"Naw; I'm just a really big talking guinea pig."
  18. >"Oh, no shit?"
  19. >Yeah."
  20. >"That actually makes a lot of sense!"
  21. >You bring him home
  22. >You both live happily ever after
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