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Dick McGee

By: BallsOfFluff on May 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.71 KB  |  hits: 681  |  expires: Never
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  1. >buy fluffeh pony
  2. >name it dick mgee
  3. >"fwuffeh no wike name, wun new name!"
  4. >no, fuck you fluffy your name is dick mgee
  5. >"daddy, pwease"
  6. >get pissed, pick it up, boop it on the nose
  7. >it starts crying
  8. >FUCK YOU THIS TIME!
  9. >slap it across the face, rattling its brain around
  10. >it cries
  11. >you get more pissed, you heard they cried but FUCK ME this is annoying
  12. >tie it to a bike, positioning its butt right on the tire
  13. >start cycling
  14. >"stop!!! dadda pwease poopoo pwace buwn!!"
  15. >free wheel down a steep hill
  16. >its ass rips and burns
  17. >"DAADAAA PWEASE!!!"
  18. >get pissed, cycle faster and faster, the ropes loosen off and it falls into the chain gear
  19. >it gets tangled and cut into chunks
  20. >job well done
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