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By: BallsOfFluff on Jul 8th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.13 KB  |  hits: 324  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are a monster fluffy, a vampire fluffy.
  2. >You even have a black cape you wear when you go out at night.
  3. >Tonight you will dine on fluffy blood.
  4. >You have fluttered into an unsuspecting house and found the safe room.
  5. >It is a spare room with a partitioned fence to keep the fluffy in.
  6. >There is only one fluffy in there.
  7. >She is a beautiful unicorn fluffy.
  8. >She is laid out in her blanket nest cooing softly holding onto her teddy bear.
  9. >She will make a delicious victim.
  10. >You start to sneak over to her to feed.
  11. >You can almost taste her-
  12. >Ball! There’s a ball!
  13. >You run over and start to play with the ball completely forgetting why you came here.
  14. >You bounce it and chase after it.
  15. >It bounces off the wall and hits you in the face.
  16. >You start to cry and babble angrily at the ball for giving you boo boos.
  17. >You start to walk away when you see your victim again and remember why you are there.
  18. >You start sneaking again getting next to her blankey bed.
  19. >She has a cute soft snore, she readjust in her sleep extending her neck.
  20. >Your mouth is watering and your fangs are ready.
  21. >You quickly bite down and start suckling.
  22. >After a minute you realize something is wrong.
  23. >You back up and see that you accidently bit her teddy bear.
  24. >You shake your head trying to get it off your teeth.
  25. >You trip and fall knocking over several blocks and hitting the ball again.
  26. >It bounces off the wall and hits you in the back of the head knocking the teddy bear out.
  27. >You grumble and call the ball bad for hurting you again.
  28. >You sneak back to the sleeping fluffy.
  29. >You stand over her as to not miss.
  30. >You bite down again closing your eyes so you can enjoy tasting the sweet taste of blood.
  31. >Wait a minute, why does your leg hurt?
  32. >You open your eyes seeing you have bit your own leg and not her neck.
  33. >”What’s going on in there? If someone isn’t asleep she’s getting the sorry stick!”
  34. >Oh no! The daddy is awake!
  35. >You change and flutter out mad because you didn’t feed tonight.
  36. >The man doesn’t know what happened.
  37. >He puts the teddy bear back into the sleeping arms of his cute fluffy.
  38. >She wakes the next morning never knowing what happened.
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