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By: BallsOfFluff on Aug 22nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.73 KB  |  hits: 455  |  expires: Never
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  1. >head to adoption center to rescue a fluffy pony
  2. >cute girl working at counter
  3. >you a sweating
  4. >you mumble “I’d like to adopt a fluffy pony”
  5. >she doesn’t hear you
  6. >”I’d like to adopt a fluffy pony”
  7. >you’re stammering
  8. >you’re incomprehensible
  9. >she asks what’s wrong
  10. >start crying
  11. >fart
  12. >you smell marinara
  13. >spaghetti floods out of your pocket
  14. >you hear a great crashing, the clopping of tiny hooves on tile
  15. >you are swarmed by fluffy ponies
  16. >eating your pocket spaghetti
  17. >you feel a surging in your chest as the fluffies eat your pasta
  18. >confidence growing
  19. >neckbeard shrinking
  20. >you stand up from the horde
  21. >you are a newly minted Adonis with a pocket full of horses
  22. >all thanks to fluffy ponies loving spaghetti
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