- >hahahahaha, garden fluffs are so stupid
- >they think they can grow anything
- >see one on an abandoned lot in a bad neighborhood
- >give it a cinder block and tell it to grow a building
- >graduate high school
- >on your way out, see the damn thing is still standing there
- >have family, all that jazz
- >decide to visit family (ugh)
- >pack all your kids into minivan
- >notice that the old "bad neighborhood" is now prime real estate
- >pass a 7-story building
- >oh god
- >there is a plaque honoring "cinderblock- the garden fluffy that wouldn't give up"
- >later that night, hear whole story from mom
- >kept lobbying for urban renewal
- >finally, got a budget for a 7-story community center
- >his cinder block was the first placed
- >lived to the ripe old age of nine and died happy- placed in the foundation of his final project
- >"grew" the entire downtown
- >...
- >rethink life
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