Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes
Guest

Chosen one

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.48 KB  |  hits: 385  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >Fluffy pony makes a mess in the living room.
  2. >Before you have the chance to discipline it, you notice something.
  3. >This mess resembles Jesus Christ!
  4. >You inform the world!
  5. >Christian leaders agree.
  6. >This fluffy pony is the chosen one!
  7. >Fluffy pony abuse and murder is outlawed.
  8. >The status of all fluffies ascend humans.
  9. >The chosen pony gets a special seat at the Vatican.
  10. >Fluffy pony gets raped to death by corrupt clergy men.
  11. >Said clergy men are re-arranged to different locations.
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data