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Choosing a Sorry Stick [SHORT]

By: BallsOfFluff on Apr 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.72 KB  |  hits: 580  |  expires: Never
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  1. >this is an informative guide to choosing your sorry stick
  2. >while in a perfect world we wouldn't need to punish our fluffy ponies, it is sometimes unavoidable
  3. >hopefully this will help you make an educated choice
  4. >when picking out a sorry stick your first thought should be: what kind of fluffy pony do I own?
  5. >while all ponies are delicate some a more so than others!
  6. >earth fluffies are the hardiest, so you should go for hollow metal or light wood
  7. >unicorns are the halfway point, and one should always opt for a wooden sorry stick
  8. >pegasi are the easiest to seriously injure, since their bone density is reduced so they can glide
  9. >you should try to avoid getting anything heavy than plastic for pegasi and the more sickly unicorns