Title:           Choosing a Sorry Stick [SHORT]
Author:          BallsOfFluff
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First Edit:      Saturday 7th of April 2012 10:07:47 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of April 2012 10:07:47 AM CDT

>this is an informative guide to choosing your sorry stick
>while in a perfect world we wouldn't need to punish our fluffy ponies, it is sometimes unavoidable
>hopefully this will help you make an educated choice
>when picking out a sorry stick your first thought should be: what kind of fluffy pony do I own?
>while all ponies are delicate some a more so than others!
>earth fluffies are the hardiest, so you should go for hollow metal or light wood
>unicorns are the halfway point, and one should always opt for a wooden sorry stick
>pegasi are the easiest to seriously injure, since their bone density is reduced so they can glide
>you should try to avoid getting anything heavy than plastic for pegasi and the more sickly unicorns