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Changing the scent

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.57 KB  |  hits: 446  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Your fluffy pony gave birth to a litter containing a runt
  2. >It rejected the thing of course.
  3. >You could probably change it's scent with something, but you have a much better idea.
  4. >You hold down the mare, still weak from giving birth, and burn out it's nose and sinus cavities with a hot 45 watt soldering iron.
  5. >Now it's face has a big festering hole where it's nose should be, right down to the bone.
  6. >It isn't rejecting the foal anymore.
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  8. >You can't wait to sit out on your porch with fluffy pony on Halloween. It's zombie fluff costume is going to be top friggin' notch.