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Can't have just one

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.52 KB  |  hits: 402  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"NUUUUU!!!! NU HUWT BABEH! NU! NOOOO!!!" the fluffy mamma screams in agony.
  2. >You snatch the foal from her.
  3. >The baby screams and squirm in your hand.
  4. >It has never left its comfort zone of fluff before.
  5. >"I'm sorry." you say to the mother.
  6. >The mother is confused.
  7. >You twist the baby's neck and consume the flesh.
  8. >While the act was brief, the baby was in agony for what can only be described as an eternity.
  9. >You spit out the remains, bones left over fluff.
  10. >The mother doesn't scream or move.
  11. >She is in pure shock.
  12. >So much so, she doesn't react when you pick her up and throw her against the dark alley wall.
  13. >You devour her corpse as well.
  14. >You exit the alleyway, drenched in blood in the dead of night.
  15.  
  16. >It was awful.
  17. >You were stranded on an island after a plane crash.
  18. >You were a lone pilot, transporting fluffy pony cargo to Asia when you crashed somewhere in the Pacific.
  19. >All you had to eat were fluffy ponies.
  20. >But you didn't want to. Pickings were slim on that island. You praised God when you found safe drinking water on that island.
  21. >You were rescued a month later.
  22. >You made an excuse of the ponies going feral, warring with each other, ultimately killing each other off, but the rescue team knew their true demise.
  23. >You have not integrated back into society.
  24. >You still crave fluffy flesh.
  25. >Sure, you go for ferals and strays, but how long can it last?
  26. >It's been a year. It has to stop sometime.
  27. >But the stomach wants what it wants.
  28. >Fluffy ponies are a lot like Lays Potato Chips.
  29. >You can't have just one.