Title:           Bwos Befowe Howes
Author:          BallsOfFluff
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nNXvsJRP
First Edit:      Sunday 15th of April 2012 11:20:06 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 15th of April 2012 11:20:06 AM CDT

>Take fluffy to park
>Let fluffy pony play with the other fluffies, hugging and yelling and whatnot
>Meet a very nice female fluffy owner
>Be talking on bench with said fly honey for a while, sipping a coffee you got on the way
>Took the lid off because those plastic things hurt your lips
>Fluffy pony starts grinding at your leg
>"Daddy com pway wif' fwuffy!"
"No, fluffy, daddy's talking to a friend right now."
>Fluffy pony trots off in a huff, groaning about, "Daddy no pway!"
>Talk to lady friend for a bit longer
>Pull up coffee to take another sip
>Your face when fluffy pony explodes out of the cup, splashing hot liquid all over your face
>Fluffy pony yells, "PWAY!" when doing this
>You regain yourself and turn to your lady friend
>She is soaked, too
>Turn, angrily, to your fluffy pony
>He simply makes a pouty face and says, "Bwos befow hows, daddy."
>He's totally right
>Remove fluffy pony from cup
>Toss the remaining coffee on hoe
>Return home to watch movies with your bro
>Fluffy pony loves Kevin Costner
>Pop in Waterworld
>Fluffy pony drowns