- >Dead of night.
- >You're not sleeping, but you are slumbering.
- >BUMP*
- >You jolt up at the noise.
- >You call your best friends: Smith & Wesson
- >You creep downstairs, searching for the source.
- >It's coming from the living room.
- > Adrenaline rush!
- >"GET SOME!!!!!!!" you scream, shooting in a blaze of glory.
- >Somebody just got their daily dose of vitamin L.
- >The perp falls to the ground.
- >You turn on the light to reveal...
- >Your pet fluffy pony.
- >He must have gotten out of the safe room.
- >You look around. You see a damp, red ball.
- >It's all coming together.
- >Pony couldn't sleep, decided to go downstairs to play.
- >The ball must have knocked something down, causing you to do the deed.
- >Pony got restless. Pony got dead.
- >Cars pull up to your driveway.
- >COPS.
- >Someone must have called after hearing the gunshots.
- >What to do.
- >The police bust down your door. They question you.
- >You blame it on minorities.
- >No follow up whatsoever
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Bump in the night
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