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Brick by Brick

By: BallsOfFluff on Jul 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.48 KB  |  hits: 431  |  expires: Never
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  1. >There are fluffy ponies in your backyard, a dam and three foals
  2. >The mother frantically hides her babies when she sees you
  3. >No idea why, you've always ignored them
  4. >Still, every time, she hides them in and under things
  5. >You spot the fluffy family playing near your current project
  6. >A barbeque pit, you're almost done
  7. >There's a pile of sloppily stacked bricks next to it
  8. >The fluffies are having fun out there but...
  9. >You left your tape measurer near them and you need it
  10. >Figure you can get it before the dam panics
  11. >As soon as you open the door you hear her
  12. >"Munstah coming, babehs!" she yells
  13. >She rounds up her foals and surveys the area
  14. >Quickly, she ushers them towards the brick pile
  15. >"Stay babehs. Mommeh hide you fwom Munstah."
  16. >The foals are huddled together on the ground
  17. >Their mother has climbed up the pile
  18. >She starts shoving bricks onto her foals
  19. >You hear their crying and the sickening crunch that stops it
  20. >The dam hops off the pile and runs off like always
  21. >She has no idea what she did
  22. >You get your tape measurer and go back inside
  23. >A few minutes later the dam returns
  24. >She pushes away the bricks and finds her broken foals
  25. >"Wake up, babehs, Mommehs hewe"
  26. >They don't move
  27. >She tries hugging one, nothing
  28. >"Pwease, babehs. Why no wake up? It miwk time."
  29. >After a while, she gets the hint and cries throughout the night
  30. >You find her the next morning, still hugging her foals
  31. >You place the fluffies in the pit and cremate, dam included
  32. >She refused to let them go