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By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 24th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.08 KB  |  hits: 420  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Work at Hasbro Bio-toys.
  2. >You're a quality control tester.
  3. >Recently, someone had an idea
  4. >What if the fluffies played OUR games?
  5. >And so, the lab boys pre-programmed the things to understand some of the famous Parker Brothers and Milton Bradley branded board games without eating the pieces
  6. >Even made them have brand recognition: They successfully refused to play a knock-off version of Jenga
  7. >They can even be asked to increase their skill levels.
  8. >"Play nice" means it tries to lose, "play fair" means it will just play, and "play win" means it's going to be as close to a magnificent bastard as a fluffy can be playing the game.
  9. >Today, you're testing out a fluffy playing battleship.
  10.  
  11. >You've spread your fleet out.
  12. >You told it "play win" on the salvo rules
  13. >One ship, one shot.
  14. >And damn, did it play to win.
  15. >You're screwed - it's still got five intact ships. Somehow you missed every one
  16. >You've got your carrier and submarine left, and fluffy just hit the bottom of the carrier at C8.
  17. >"C7" HIT "C6" HIT "C5" HIT
  18. >Farewell to the carrier...
  19. >"C4"
  20. >Fluffy Pony detonates
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