- >The alarm clock goes off.
- >Yep. It's 6 AM.
- >You stir, beginning to get out of bed.
- >You motion to your foot drawer, reaching for your glasses.
- >But they are not on the foot drawer.
- >"FWUFFY NU CAN SEE!" you hear from downstairs.
- >You put two and two together.
- >You stumble from your bed and go downstairs.
- >You see a bright, blurry creature scurrying around your kitchen floor.
- >You assume it's your pet fluffy pony, wearing your glasses.
- >"DADDEH HEWP! FWUFFY NU SEE GUD!" she yelps.
- >You grab her and snatch the glasses off. She sighs in relief once gaining her vision back.
- >You head to a nearby drawer, pull out a pair of sunglasses and put them on the fluffy.
- >"WAAAHH! NU CAN SEE!" she screams as you drop her to the ground.
- >You watch as she scrambles on the ground, bumping into the wall on many occasions. That'll learn her.
- >As you turn to walk out of the kitchen, you slip on fluffy pony piss and land on your back.
- >You hate Mondays.
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